I found a couple of snails on my broccoli last night and threw them over the fence

Oh yeah and my squashes haven’t fruited at all yet, lazy bastards

I got it as a start at the beginning of the month. I also don’t have any yard so can’t plant it in-ground. Thanks for the advice though

The difference between Israeli violence against Palestinians and Palestinian violence against Israelis is that Israel colonized Palestine.

I’m tired of liberals both-sidesing this bullshit, not only on the internet as a whole but on fucking [email protected]? YDI.

RIP BOZO

The Nazis imprisoned those who spoke out. Sound familiar?

Simping for the government is passivity. It’s complacency. Hey, watch this: I want to assassinate the leader of AfD! With a bullet! To the temple!

I steal shit, I have sex in public, I advocate for violence and I’ll do it proudly. If you’re not willing to go to prison for what you believe in, then you don’t really believe it now do you?

The best advice I have is to practice writing proper prose in a stream of consciousness style. Try to not edit other than with the delete button on what you just wrote. At least, that’s how I got to my kind of eloquence.

You know how people advise you to read you writing aloud to hear how it sounds? Phrasing, readability, etc. I think the skill I have that helps the most is being able to write cogent and speakable language from a stream of consciousness. Try typing exactly how you speak, errors, accents and local expressions all included. It’s a skill, yeah. Turning your vocalized speech into internal speech into written language; you get to the point where you can produce written language that sounds like someone speaking naturally.

As for flow and getting a point across? Studying prose helps. Simple things like “shorter sentences make a punchier phrase” or whatever help. Having a written style helps also. I’m not exactly sure if any of this helps, but thank you for complimenting my eloquence. I’ve never felt particularly eloquent - but I do speak my mind and only my mind. Popular opinion and groupthink are for unoriginal people. Sure, you can hold a popular opinion, but you’ve also got to have a reason for it that you can express.

Are you being sarcastic or genuine?

/cj A new generation… like Kamala Harris!

/uj America is neither a democracy nor will voting change anything

B-but, our sign-holding demonstrations! We called them Fascists so many times! We disavow violence in politics!! /cj (circlejerk, a parody)

/uj The state has a monopoly on violence, we gotta take that monopoly and smash it

I’m an anti-electorialist but I still vote.

National races and US congress votes are like pissing into the ocean, it doesn’t do shit. I vote in local elections to keep assholes from running my city. Do I think it changes anything? Probably not, but I just sort of vote in local elections for my disenfranchised comrades who can’t

I think saying “yo this is actually good but the author is a pedo” is basically the same as admiring Mein Kampf while arguing the death of the author is important

Basically what I mean is Made in Abyss IS BAD and I don’t like people heaping praise on it. The author is a pedophile. The story, characters, and plenty of scenes in it are softcore (or maybe not even softcore, I haven’t read it for obvious reasons) child porn. Sadistic child porn too. I can poke a million holes in Made in Abyss, but what’s the point?

UPDATE: No more Aphids! I’ve attracted an eight-legged friend it seems

Northeast Kansas, USA

I have a bunch of native wildflower seed packets I got from my local master gardeners, but nothing to start them in and nothing to grow them in cause I ain’t got no dirt!!

QWERTY x Elliot’s mom gonna get it on

Way ahead of you

“/uj” means unjerk, or “I am saying the following in a non-satirical, genuine fashion”

“/rj” means rejerk, or “I am saying the following as a satirical parody of the person the circlejerk is based on” which in this case is liberals