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I want one of these for my pressure cooker
Jk the men aren’t that polite, they just stand there and stare at me. The rest is true tho
Women fear me. Fish fear me. Men turn their eyes away from me as I walk. No beast dare make a sound in my presence. I am alone on this barren earth.
Yeah I hope that we get there some day (and double hope that I might still be alive to see it). It seems like we have so many terrible people today, and they’re quite prominent.
Wolves observed within the conditions of captivity organize under so-called “alphas” who maintain leadership through frequent bouts of violence. This is not their inevitable state, as wolves in other conditions commonly organize into family structures and exhibit little infighting. Were one to observe wolves only in captivity, one might conclude that their system of violence is unchangeable.
Humans have the capacity to shape their own environment. Our imagination of the future is often (but not always) constrained by our environment as it exists. History displays a non-exhauative sampling of societal configurations, each of which is influenced by past configurations and that which was beyond human capacity to change.
The inevitability of tyranny may seem likely, but cannot be known. Likewise, we cannot know that a better world is or is not possible. This does not mean that we should not try.
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Yeah I know what you mean man. I gave a bunch of children some knives and the one with the biggest knife coerced the others into hurting a bunch of people. They still would have found a way to do that without knives! Don’t you know that rocks exist?? Them having knives is COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT to the outcome!
There actually is no way to change this. We can’t do anything about it because we’re just too stupid. People create systems of violence, and there’s just nothing that can be done to help that because there is no way to change that. No sir, no way at all. It’s pointless to even try.
We are all sinners filled with sin so anything that we do is bad. There is no hope. Your grandmother is a virus actually.
Why do I need to put guard rails on things? People can just choose to not fall off. All people are perfectly rational/knowledgeable and other physical pressures do not exist, so people must want to fall off of cliffs!
Pss pss pss pss
Please tread on me (sit on my lap)
GET YOURSELF A BIDET. WHEN I’VE HAD A MESSY ONE I JUST CRANK MY MFING BIDET AND BLAST THAT SHIT OFF. THEM I’M READY TO GO RIGHT BACK OUT AND CRANK MY HOG.
MAKE SURE TO GET ENOUGH FIBRE IN YOUR DIET. IT’S IMPORTANT TO KEEP YOUR COLON HAPPY. MOST NORTH AMERICANS LACK SUFFICIENT FIBRE IN THEIR DIET BUT THEY CAN AND SHOULD USE FIBRE SUPPLEMENTS.
In the field of computer science no matter how smart you think that you are, there is always a bigger fish. And the bigger fish is Von Neumann. He’s the final boss of the field.
It’s not possible for a planet to explode! And if it was then the empire didn’t do it. And if they did then it was only because Alderan started it. And if they didn’t then they still deserved it.
hedge_lord@lemmy.worldtoFreeze Peach Patriots@lemmy.world•White House Shares Beefed-Up Trump Meme for Star Wars Day – Doesn’t Realize He’s Styled as a Sith LordEnglish1·11 days agoOh well if the empire is so bad why don’t you just leave?? Half of my family left just the other week, departing abruptly in the night. They didn’t even take any of their possessions or leave any notes, that’s how callous and brainwashed rebel sympathizers are!
hedge_lord@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Got kicked out of Hell for harshing the vibe2·12 days agoI am sleepy, goer of to bed. I do battle with the modern world in the form of this phone that I cannot put down. It is simply too captivating. The steady march of time leads my thoughts to increasingly radical and negative patterns. My mind cannot be trusted in the bedtime hours.
hedge_lord@lemmy.worldto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Got kicked out of Hell for harshing the vibe6·12 days agoI am the worst. A hollow shell playing at being human with no regard for the damage it will cause. My every action rings hollow against the world and everyone can see it. They know that I have no soul. Of all existence I am a wretch too cowardly to live yet too afraid to die.
Support? No, they were the ones who hurt me in ways that can never heal. They were the ones who kept beating me while I was down. Nothing could be done to make this right. They have won, they have what they wanted, I give up.