This is the real crime that Luigi is being prosecuted for
We should all be grateful when someone stomps a goomba.
Mmm… I’d love to show him my gratitude…
Edit: one of my favorite parts of the story is that Luigi is shockingly hot. Like, supermodel hot. It almost makes the whole thing kind of funny.
You know how there was a story a couple of weeks ago about how they stopped delivering mail to him? It was because tens of thousands of women kept sending in their panties to him. Look it up. I’m fucking serious.
It was because tens of thousands of women kept sending in their panties to him
That’s hilarious.
It’s so fucking funny. Also, I doubt it was just women who are doing that. He is so hot…
K
Edit: I misread your post. I actually agree with you
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Is it me, or does this chart look a bit like a hiding spot of Sadam Hussein
The ultimate ‘one weird trick’ of stock trading: getting out before the buttom of Saddam’s feet
WA-HOO!
The monster drop has nothing to do with Luigi. It’s right in the first line:
UnitedHealth Group (NYSE:UNH) is under investigation by the Department of Justice for potential Medicare fraud.
That is just a tiny dip in the graph. The big drops are due to poor financial performance and CEO churn, both which can be argued are caused by getting Luigid. Unless there is some other health insurance company that has dropped 55% this year?
